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Name: Lauren
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Birthday: 2/4/1984
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Friday, January 13, 2006

HEY EVERYONE! LISTEN UP! OR FOCUS ON THE WORDS I GUESS!!! I HAVE A NEW XANGA FOR MY STAY ABROAD IN SPAIN! THE NAME IS....

espanavida

thats right! ESPANAVIDA

read it. or DIE.


Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Currently Listening
Bedtime Stories for Pirates
By Captain Bogg & Salty
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Who doesn't love a good pirate??

NOBODY! THATS WHO!!!

sucker.


Thursday, January 05, 2006

Currently Listening
College Fight Songs: University of Texas
By Various Artists
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LAST NIGHT = BEST NIGHT EVER!!!!!

Ok, first of all, SHIT YEAH LONGHORNS!!! The Rose Bowl was freaking aMAZING. We watched the first half at Becca Keys' boyfriend, Shae's, apartment then during halftime we ventured downtown. To 6th Street. Watching the second half at the Blind Pig with three of your best friend and hundreds of ROWDY UT fans was an UNforgettable experience. Not only were we in the heart of austin with the heart of Texas fans, but we, um...WON.

When those final seconds ticked down and our victory was final, all hell broke loose. People were hugging, jumping up and down, spilling beer everywhere, coming up to us and picking us up and spinning us around, and most importantly, SCREAMING. Then almost immediately as if on cue, 6th street FILLED with people screaming and cheering and celebrating. I cant even express how much FUN we had down in the heart of the celebration.

Eventually, everyone else joined us downtown (Chris, Blair, Ashley, Matt, Reed, Lisa, Helen, Stacey, etc..) but a key moment of the night was when me, K*Rob, Matti, and Becca Keys (whose birthday was at midnight which was just another excuse to take shots...haha...which we DID.) started the TEXAS!! FIGHT!!! cheer. We got the whole bar shouting FIGHT!!! it was amazing.

I really cant even tell you how much FUN we had...it was just AMAZING. EVERYONE down on 6th was a)SO PUMPED, b)cheering and celebrating, and c)DRUNK. There were cops all over the place in anticipation of rioting, and one lady goes "We don't do that down here! Thats all those northerners! Here, we just DRINK!" Obviously I loved her.

AHHHHH WHAT A NIGHT! HOOK EM' HORNS BITCHES!!!


Thursday, December 15, 2005

Ok, I know its been a long time, but let me tell you, this entry will be worth it.

So last Thursday night, Me, Becca Keys, Ali Crocker, and Becca Rucker went to the Alamo Drafthouse downtown to attend the Saved by the Bell reunion, where we watched four episodes of SBTB and participated in the costume contest.

Ok, So when we read the description about this event it said that there was going to be an  early '90s costume contest (that we were going to totally ROCK) and along with your ticket, you also got an "Early 90's Survival Kit" which included, slap bracelets, koosh balls, friendship bracelets, and the famous "Jessie's Keep Awake Caffiene Pills". SWEET, right?

So our plan was to dress up TOTALLY decked out, this is Austin so of course our competition was going to be good. Forget that it had been in the mere teens temperature-wise the night before. I then embark on finding the best freaking costume by rummaging through none other than my mom's closet for her early 90's clothes, and let me just say...

BANK!!!

My outfit was: black cropped leggings, a red mini skirt, and I am not kidding you, the most HIDEOUS black sweater embellished with some seriously huge jewels adn crazy bright colored shapes. Not only did this sweater go down past my butt, but it definitely had shoulderpads. I know. It was incredible.

Becca Keys wore black leggings with a black and white striped mini skirt and on top, wow, another Mrs. Garcia classic, this awful (ly awesome) shirt with shoulderpads and colored in purple, aqua, red, and of course gold. the buttons did a big zig zag across her chest to add effect. hot.

Ali wore black shiny leggings, a jean jacket, and these great black and white striped enormous hoops. she was by far the least dressed up

Then Becca Rucker wore blue shiny leggins, a jean skirt, and another Mrs. Garcia piece that was again, gold, purple, reds, and blues, with shoulder pads. I guess this was just a popular look back then or something. However, when i was DYING laughing at the horrendousness that was my moms clothes she got all offended and said something like "UGH! those clothes were VERY popular in the day and VERY expensive!" well in my opinion, what a waste of money, but they still rule.

So then, the one thing that NO ONE had the balls to wear, GOLD (yes gold), PLEATED (yes pleated), GAUCHO (yes gaucho), FLOOR LENGTH (yes, floor length), PANTS. i mean, really? were those cool? oh they were. Man, were they.

We arrived to alamo drafthouse early so we could get a good seat etc. there were only a few people in front of us when we got there and they werent dressed up but we are like, whatever, you guys are lame...just because its cold doesnt mean that you have to do something crazy, like KEEP WARM! come on. So we get in and seated and this is a huge theatre, probably about 150 people and oh yes, my friend, oh yes,

WE ARE THE ONLY FOUR PEOPLE IN THE ENTIRE PLACE DRESSED UP.

we. rule.

Everyone loved us and we ROCKED the costume contest by getting up on stage and dancing to early 90s music (we definitely did "the sprain" lisa style) i mean, what a great experience. drinking beer watching saved by the bell dressed LIKE saved by the bell?! amazing.

what episodes did they show? you are wondering? well, ill tell you.

First we watched "Snow White and the Seven Dorks" where Jessi is snow white and zach is the prince and they have to kiss, and then start thinking that they might like eachother. not only was there that drama but they RAPPED the play. So cheesy and amazing.

Second we watched the "Drinking and Driving" episode where they go to a toga party and zach decides to drive after having like, half a beer, and wrecks lisa's mom's mercedes. Overall it was a really good lesson of not how to act so lame at a party and not to drink and drive. unless you have a friend named tori who knows a crap-load about cars and can help you fix your mistakes (who doesnt, right?) Id also like to note that when they got busted, lisa was wearing a sweater almost EXACTLY like the one I wore to the show.

Third, OF COURSE we watched the "Im So Excited" episode where Jessi takes the caffiene pills. what a classic. Not only is that the episode where they do the cheesiest dance videos in their thonged leotards, but when Jessi was saying the part "not enough time, theres NEVER. ENOUGH. TIME." and the famous "Im so excited! Im so excited! im.....so......SCARED!!!" the ENTIRE audience was singing along and it was so freakin awesome.

Last we watched the "School Song" episode where they all work to give the senior class a new school song as a gift and zach tries to sabatoge everyone elses. but of course they all work together to write a great song and sing it together.

Ahhh.....what a night.

Oh, did I mention I rule?


Monday, December 05, 2005

Currently Listening
Impossible Dream
By Patty Griffin
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This post is dedicated to a wonderful, beautiful, funny, crazy, and most of all, REDNECK friend of mine named

CHYNA.

some people call her "whitney" but that name means nothing to me. Chyna- you have always been, and will always be Chyna in my heart. Lets talk a little bit about her.

Yes, Chyna likes guns. For her 21st birthday, she recieved some kind of gauged shotgun thingy (I, myself, know absolutely nothing about guns...obvoiously) and was so moved she was brought to tears. When I asked her about the reasoning behind the gun as her gift, instead of say, a nice piece of jewelry like I got for my 21st birthday, Chyna's response was "Well, my mom thought about getting me jewelry, but wanted to get me something I could pass down to my children" yes, yes....a GUN...to be passed down to her kids. That is so beautiful it almost brings a tear to my eye.

Another great thing about Chyna is that man, THAT GIRL CAN PARTY. I like to say that I learned from the best and although I may have surpassed her skills by now, back when she was wild, there was no beating her crazy stories and drunken nights. and the two of us togeher was even wilder if one can believe that! ha! oh the good times of us downtown, her in a mini skirt with her leg up on some huge black guys shoulder. thats what i call CLASS.

Yes, Chyna is a crazy, redneck, hunting gal from clute, Texas, but she is also my best friend. the person who understands me the most and never passes judgement (not that she would have to....ehh?? ehhhhh??). Chyna, you better get your hot ass and your red neck up to austin before i leave for FIVE MONTHS to spain. I would die if i didnt get to see you. That being said. SHIIIIIIIIIT YEAHHHHHHH!!!

 P.S. BUTCH MISSES YOU!!!



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